π€£ Humour & Sass Candles
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Smells like, 'I love how we donβt need to say it out loud that Iβm your favorite child.' -
Smells like youβre the b*tch whoβs moving away. -
Smells like the answer to every awkward gifting moment. -
Smells like no one can find me for 30 minutes. -
Smells like my two weeks' notice. -
Smells like I just gave upβbut make it chic. -
Not today, Satan. Or tomorrow, either. -
Light this, slay your day, repeat. -
Itβs giving unbothered. Iconic. -
It's giving youβre impossible to shop for. -
In case of emergency: Light candle, drink wine, repeat. -
It smells f*ucking Christmasy in here. -
If youβre reading this, I deserve a raise. -
Congrats, adulting successfully! Hereβs a candle to celebrate. -
Candles: because adulting is hard, and electricity is overrated. -
Being a dad is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly. -
Because sage doesnβt cover stupidity. -
Because no one said being the vibe would be easy. -
Because bad vibes arenβt invited to this party.
