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๐Ÿคฃ Humour & Sass Candles

  • Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better. Moodbare

    Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Only hoes can smell this candle. Moodbare

    Only hoes can smell this candle.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that Weโ€™d Be Besties. Moodbare

    I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that Weโ€™d Be Besties.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Hereโ€™s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas. Moodbare

    Hereโ€™s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Calm down, tinsel tits. Moodbare

    Calm down, tinsel tits.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Smells like โ€˜nopeโ€™ and wine. Moodbare

    Smells like โ€˜nopeโ€™ and wine.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle. Moodbare

    Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Bossโ€™s last nerve. Oh, look itโ€™s on fire. Moodbare

    Bossโ€™s last nerve. Oh, look itโ€™s on fire.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly. Moodbare

    Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Donโ€™t fact_check me. Moodbare

    Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Donโ€™t fact_check me.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now. Moodbare

    Sarcasm: Because apparently beating people is frowned upon and illegal now.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • My last f*ck, oh look.. itโ€™s on fire. Moodbare

    My last f*ck, oh look.. itโ€™s on fire.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Itโ€™s giving light me and pretend you're thriving. Moodbare

    Itโ€™s giving light me and pretend you're thriving.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Glow up b*tch, itโ€™s your time to shine. Moodbare

    Glow up b*tch, itโ€™s your time to shine.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Your custom quote here _ Yellow! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Yellow!

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Your custom quote here _ Pink! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Pink!

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Your custom quote here _ Green! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Green!

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Your custom quote here _ Blue! Moodbare

    Your custom quote here _ Blue!

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout. Moodbare

    When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • What the actual f*ckโ€ฆ but make it scented. Moodbare

    What the actual f*ckโ€ฆ but make it scented.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat. Moodbare

    This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • This candle is cheaper than therapyโ€”but just as effective. Moodbare

    This candle is cheaper than therapyโ€”but just as effective.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time. Moodbare

    Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time.

    $44.99 $29.99
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  • Smells like, 'I love how we donโ€™t need to say it out loud that Iโ€™m your favorite child.' Moodbare

    Smells like, 'I love how we donโ€™t need to say it out loud that Iโ€™m your favorite child.'

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