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🤣 Humour & Sass Candles

  • Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better.

    Shit happens, this candle makes it smell better.

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  • Only hoes can smell this candle.

    Only hoes can smell this candle.

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  • Calm down, tinsel tits.

    Calm down, tinsel tits.

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  • Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle.

    Mood: Burn everything, but starting with this candle.

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  • Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas.

    Here’s a candle because I love you and also ran out of ideas.

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  • Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire.

    Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire.

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  • Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly.

    Being a mum is hard, at least your kids aren't ugly.

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  • Smells like ‘nope’ and wine.

    Smells like ‘nope’ and wine.

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  • Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Don’t fact_check me.

    Smells like the 'Best Gift Ever.' Don’t fact_check me.

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  • Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine.

    Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine.

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  • Your custom quote here _ Yellow!

    Your custom quote here _ Yellow!

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  • Your custom quote here _ Pink!

    Your custom quote here _ Pink!

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  • Your custom quote here _ Green!

    Your custom quote here _ Green!

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  • Your custom quote here _ Blue!

    Your custom quote here _ Blue!

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  • When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout.

    When life gives you lemons, burn this and order takeout.

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  • What the actual f*ck… but make it scented.

    What the actual f*ck… but make it scented.

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  • This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat.

    This candle say's what i can't: Sorry for being a twat.

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  • This candle is cheaper than therapy—but just as effective.

    This candle is cheaper than therapy—but just as effective.

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  • Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time.

    Thanks for being my unpaid therapist, one meltdown at a time.

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  • Smells like, 'I love how we don’t need to say it out loud that I’m your favorite child.'

    Smells like, 'I love how we don’t need to say it out loud that I’m your favorite child.'

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  • Smells like you’re the b*tch who’s moving away.

    Smells like you’re the b*tch who’s moving away.

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  • Smells like the answer to every awkward gifting moment.

    Smells like the answer to every awkward gifting moment.

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  • Smells like no one can find me for 30 minutes.

    Smells like no one can find me for 30 minutes.

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  • Smells like my two weeks' notice.

    Smells like my two weeks' notice.

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