π§βπ Christmas Candles
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Only hoes can smell this candle. -
Calm down, tinsel tits. -
I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that Weβd Be Besties. -
My last f*ck, oh look.. itβs on fire. -
Bossβs last nerve. Oh, look itβs on fire. -
Festive B*tch. -
Glow up b*tch, itβs your time to shine. -
Because nothing says festive like panic and wine. -
Sleighing it since 1990-something. -
It smells f*ucking Christmasy in here. -
Merry and a little messy. -
Merry Christmas B*tch. -
Santa calledβheβs jealous of your impeccable taste (and this candle). -
Santa smells like thisβI swear.
