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🧑‍🎄 Christmas Candles

  • Only hoes can smell this candle. Moodbare
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  • Calm down, tinsel tits. Moodbare
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  • I Knew By Your Sarcastic Undertones, Rude Comments, and Sheer Lack of Common Decency that We’d Be Besties. Moodbare
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  • Boss’s last nerve. Oh, look it’s on fire. Moodbare
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  • Festive B*tch. Moodbare
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  • My last f*ck, oh look.. it’s on fire. Moodbare
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  • Glow up b*tch, it’s your time to shine. Moodbare
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  • Because nothing says festive like panic and wine. Moodbare
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  • Sleighing it since 1990-something. Moodbare
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  • It smells f*ucking Christmasy in here. Moodbare
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  • Merry and a little messy. Moodbare
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  • Merry Christmas B*tch. Moodbare
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  • Santa called—he’s jealous of your impeccable taste (and this candle). Moodbare
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  • Santa smells like this—I swear. Moodbare
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